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The Rules

The boring but important part. Read before you book.

Safety gear: hard hat, goggles, gloves, coveralls

The big ones

  1. 21+ for the cocktail nights; 18+ for all regular sessions. Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian who is also booked in.
  2. Closed-toe shoes are mandatory. No exceptions, no sandals, no flip-flops, no Crocs.
  3. Long pants and sleeves. The smaller glass shards travel.
  4. Safety gear must be worn the entire time you're in the room. Hard hat, goggles, gloves. We'll check before opening the door.
  5. No alcohol on premises. If you've been drinking before your session, we will reschedule. Safety isn't optional.
  6. No bringing in your own breakables without asking. We need to verify they're safe to break.
  7. No bringing in weapons. The tools we provide are the tools you use.
  8. Stay in your assigned area. One person swinging at a time when there are multiple smashers.
  9. Listen to the staff. If we tap the window and signal stop, stop immediately.

What we won't allow

  • Photos or video of identifiable other guests without consent
  • Bringing food into the smash room (eat in the lounge area first)
  • Pets, including service animals (the floor is a hazard zone)
  • Children under 12 — even with adults; the swing-zone is dangerous

What we can refuse service for

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone we believe is impaired, aggressive in a way that suggests a fight rather than catharsis, or unable or unwilling to follow the safety rules. This isn't personal — it's how we keep everyone safe.

Liability waiver

Every smasher signs a standard liability waiver at check-in. It says, in plain English: you're choosing to break glass and electronics with a sledgehammer in a controlled environment, you understand the inherent risks, and you'll wear the gear. No surprises in it.

Questions? Contact us before booking.