Our Tools

The instruments of stress relief.

The Sledgehammer

The icon. The classic. The image most people have in their head when they think "rage room." We keep several weights on hand — usually a 5lb and a 10lb option. The 10lb is heavier than you think; first-time smashers usually start with the 5lb and trade up if they want more.

The Baseball Bat

For people who want a more familiar swing. Aluminum and wood options both available. The wood bat has a slightly more satisfying sound; the aluminum lasts longer. Either way: hold lower on the grip than you think, and let the bat do the work.

The Crowbar

The leverage option. Particularly useful for prying things apart (TVs, microwaves, computer cases) before you start swinging. A surprising number of customers find this their favorite tool — there's something deeply satisfying about ripping a microwave open before you destroy it.

The Mallet

The mid-weight, mid-aggression option. Good for plates, mugs, anything you want to break precisely rather than just obliterate. Also the right tool for the "I want to feel powerful but my shoulders are 50" demographic.

Tools we DON'T provide

• Anything with a blade (knives, axes, machetes)
• Anything motorized
• Anything intended for actual demolition (jackhammers, etc.)
• Anything you've brought from home

The tools we provide are the tools you use, full stop. They're inspected before every session and replaced when they wear out.